Sunday, February 27, 2011

How To Outbluff The Bullies

Now being to able to breath out of both nostrils, see out of both eyes and hear out of both ears I thought I would toss a few grapes out to the girls, a favorite! Let me tell ya no doubt who the under chicken is! It's poor henpecked Eenie of Eenie Meeny Miny and sadly no Moe because of the unfortunate coyote incident last year. I was forced to do a little chicken bluffin! As I toss the grapes she was pushed out of the way so many times she started to give up the moment anyone started getting close. Trying to be one percent smarter than those chickens I taunted them all with a grape, waving it around wildly like it was the best grape ever grown, they went mad for the grape, then I pitched it, far. As Eenie stood behind in defeat I slipped her a grape! I hope we all get a chance to bluff the bullies, it feels so good!

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