Had a rough start to an otherwise beautiful Saturday morning. In an attempt to sleep in (something that I rarely do) I forgot, the girls do not! They expect their security hatch to be open in a timely fashion! Opening one eye the digital numbers pointed out that I was 45 minutes past the scheduled hatch opening!!!!!Realizing that my messiah status was in jeopardy I slipped on the only shoes by the door without tread, I was heading down the hill at a clip when I realized everything was frosted over and I was now wearing skis! In an elaborate attempt to seek footing I did a shuffled scramble down said hill, I believe I was on one foot at some point! Reaching the coop, now fully awake, I opened the hatch door and they all fell out like a fat lady out of a girdle! I will give them bread later to win back my messiah status.
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